tkingfisher:

difty-dift:

eyerolls-the-view:

tkingfisher:

Oddly Specific Tarot: The Moose

Meaning: Unconquerable wrath. Natural disaster. Rage that can be neither contained nor reasoned with, only escaped. Large hostile ungulates.

Reversed: Canada.

ALT

@difty-dift

INCORRECT

Meaning: Unstoppable love. Collective healing. Adoration that can neither be extinguished nor refuted, only appreciated. Large hostile ungulates (<- that’s true tho)

Reversed: Canada (<-also true)

…this is so damn cute that I don’t even mind the schism it will cause amongst card readers a few centuries hence.

tkingfisher:

difty-dift:

eyerolls-the-view:

tkingfisher:

Oddly Specific Tarot: The Moose

Meaning: Unconquerable wrath. Natural disaster. Rage that can be neither contained nor reasoned with, only escaped. Large hostile ungulates.

Reversed: Canada.

ALT

@difty-dift

INCORRECT

Meaning: Unstoppable love. Collective healing. Adoration that can neither be extinguished nor refuted, only appreciated. Large hostile ungulates (<- that’s true tho)

Reversed: Canada (<-also true)

…this is so damn cute that I don’t even mind the schism it will cause amongst card readers a few centuries hence.

teaboot:

teaboot:

Please don’t ask me for relationship advice unless you are prepared to receive some truly upsetting information because some people are ready for the “He’s exhibiting the literal textbook signs of a psychological abuser and you need to get away from him before he successfully cuts you off from your support network” talk and some people aren’t

FOR WHOEVER NEEDS A REMINDER:

1. There is never any justification for someone putting their hands on you in any way without your consent short of immediate risk of harm or death.
2. If someone tells you that “the way I’m acting is your fault because you know that doing X thing would make me do it and you chose to do it anyway” is just fancy bullshit talk for, “I know my behaviour is wrong, but I don’t want to be held responsible for it so I’m pushing it on you”
3. Nothing good ever, ever comes from someone who tells you, “I don’t want you talking about our relationship with anyone”. This person cannot handle accepting responsibility and processing criticism so they need you to never, ever question them. That’s easier if they control the narrative and your friends aren’t there to cut in.
4. Nothing constructive comes from screaming.
5. “It’s not like that all the time” is optimistic and sweet, but the truth is, it shouldn’t be like that at all. Sweet words and gifts and gestures don’t erase being frightened for yourself or for your loved ones. That is not normal. Don’t minimize it.
6. It is not healthy or normal to be genuinely afraid of saying “no” to someone, for any reason at all. Violence, outbursts, retaliation, anything. You should not have to be afraid of someone’s reaction to your boundaries.
7. You are not responsible for saving anyone. Even if you love them. Even if they have nobody else. At the end of the day, if they want to hurt themselves in any way, they will, and you can’t stop them forever. People need to want to improve before they can actually improve, and if they’re threatening to harm themselves to keep you around, they’re using your love to hold themselves hostage. You do not decide their choices for them, and they don’t get to shunt that off on you.
8. There will always be other people who can love you better. You will not be alone forever. This will not be the last time you care for someone like this and it will not be the last time someone cares for you

(via cultofthepigeon)

hellsite-yano:

captain-price-unofficially:

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thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

Well, I’m sold.

I keep watching all of these things that are supposed to turn me gay and so far the only tingle was when Captain America bicep-curled a helicopter.

I’ll keep trying I guess.

(via toastyboobs)

szyszkasosnowa:

trzpiotka:

froody:

froody:

ninjaduckpirategoose:

froody:

froody:

froody:

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

he also ate some kind of stick

(via 8xenon8)

baneofboredom:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

Baby: *big kitten noises*

Baby: *unholy raptor screech*

Baby: *more big kitten noises*

(via toastyboobs)

luminarai:

awwcatsdotcom:

A magnificent boy

a perfect void!! I couldn’t help myself

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poetry-protest-pornography:

zackisontumblr:

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

(via toastyboobs)

sirfrogsworth:

I graduated high school in 99.

There was a student at our school named Wayne.

Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.

Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn’t even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.

The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.

Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help.
He went to guidance counselors for help.
He went to the principals for help.

He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.

Wayne’s lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.

So… no.

No one in my school talked about being trans.

Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.

(via thebibliosphere)

roundo:

roundo:

I love men that are so hairy they can’t even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it’s creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt… your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.

I got a bit carried away here I apologize for my language

(via crtter)

fumoshino:

astra956:

sardonic-the-writer:

sardonic-the-writer:

my dads response could not have been better

important addition

tee hee

tee hee

(via sparrow-va)

partywithponies:

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

This post is a decade old this year.

(via crowholtz)

violetsandshrikes:

Bat-eared fox kits with their mother, Winter (currently at San Diego Zoo).

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